Yeah, I  have a couple worth mentioning...some of you may find it amusing, some may be grateful for the warning. Not to worry, I won't write about regular folks....only the ones that I find offensive and jerkie. I'm also thinking of starting a new club: "Yuwie Jerks Beware!"

Who wants to join? :-))

Anyways, here they are (and I will add to this list going forward). I will send everybody the real profile names if you e-mail me.

Numero uno:

A self proclaimed poet, abviously looking for a nice looking, well off but not too bright, lady that supports him so he can stay at her home and do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

He sent me one of his "e-books" (no, I never asked for it), so he wouldn't have to explain his life story to me. First red flag, ladies. Anyways, the 'novel' was a very poorly written third class over the dollar-store-counter drama...a poorly executed portrait of a selfless lover and a cold hearted woman on drugs!... he claimed he had helped the woman over several years, only to end up broke..and heart broken. Honestly, I thought I read a Jerry-Springer-scr i pt - full of self pity and bulls**t! Who did this guy want to fool?!(second red flag!)

At the time when we communicated, he was hiding out at a woman's place somewhere in the Southern US, he had no penny to his name, no car, NADA. But he wanted to come see me!(Third and last red flag!) Now, you would normally think if a guy like him finds women to support him, he should be really good looking, right?! NOTT!

Anyways, when I told him that I was not interested..guess what! Yep, he deleted me from his friend list! Go figure :-)) I just had a mild fading smile on my face.

A few days later, I came across his page and found that he had found the 'love of his lfe'...he had visited her and they were now living together - happily evert after?? Heck no! Only one week later, all her pics had disappeared from his page, no more love poems about her - ALL GONE. How much more proof did I need to know I was right about him.

I am mentioning him because he seems to be still out hunting for prey, I see his comments every now and then on my friend's pages, and I think a warning is appropriate. Sisters, don't let this CON fool you!

Ok, numero duo:

This is yet another self proclaimed poet. (Is that the latest line to get laid?) He's moved to Hawaii a couple months ago, doing...what exactly? He told me he works 4 day shifts and is off for 3 days...but he would not tell me what job he is holding. I could however read through the lines that he is an alcoholic, and a pathological liar -  and he is also a jerk. Why? Easy...he followed the pattern outlined in my jerk blog from a few months ago. He also came on too strong sexually, which I really hate. So he sent me his cell phone number...wanted me to call him and talk.....late at night. I don't know about you ladies, but I feel insulted by indecent proposals like that. If a guy wants phone sex, he needs to call the pro's and pay for it!

Anyways, I wrote him that I was not interested, and ....lalala....he blocked me! Just as well, he got really annoying, but the nerve that guy had!!

So - take this as a warning. Don't get involved!

This type of stuff happens all the time. I'm a nice person, friendly and open to every soul. Here's a non-yuwie example:

I started eating at a restaurant here in town, after working out with clients and friends. It's a small place, and I know one of the owners from my old IT job. We started talking about how business is going... the usual small talk, and I got to met his partner as well, who by the way seemd to like me. Yesterday, his partner asked if I could help him out with a new website and send out some e-mails for him. I said sure, that's no problem. So he called me after work last night, at 10.00pm, asking where I lived so he could come to my house and talk it over. Oh and yeah, could I please keep this between him and me! Now, have I mentioned that this guy has been very friendly to me during the past 2 weeks? Hello!

I never laughed so hard! Since when do attractive women have to be stoopid??? Oh and yes, the guy is married - LOL.

So, why do you ladies send me some of your stories, I'm sure we'll all have a blast! And who knows, maybe we should start that club after all.

Huggz,

Deann

PS)

I started the club....click the link and join!!!! 

Club URL: http://clubs.yuwie.com/jerks/