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The Douchiest Phone Message In History

Ok ladies....who would call this guy back??!!

Make sure you are sitting down while listening :-)))) and don't close out until you heard the second message.

The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said “give me a call.” The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better. I won’t even tell you my favorite parts because i don’t want to ruin anything. Just listen.

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Posted: 7/1/2008 at 20:59

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redtail hawk	I can't spell, let alone pronounce, his affliction. Just goes to show, some things you can't make up..... I have not laughed out loud due to something on the net in a long time. I did after hearing this! redtail hawk
	Reply \| 7/20/2008 2:07:23 PM

Baazigar (Ga...	Wow, this is Awesome, thanks I think I should use this in my web page http://km-onlinehomejobs.blogspot.com/
	Reply \| 7/14/2008 9:55:38 PM

Ron	Lmfao! His first message was very good. His second message lets the woman know she mistaked his confidence for arrogance. OR this guy has seen confident men approach women and tried to copy their actions. Either way he will be a lonely guy
	Reply \| 7/12/2008 6:41:20 PM

Greg	Hysterical... and if you don't send me a comment by tomorrow at 3pm I will just have to assume you're not interested in my Yuwie friendship LMAO.
	Reply \| 7/11/2008 5:36:28 PM

Queen 34momm...	OMG!! That MotherF*&ker is out of his whole mind
	Reply \| 7/8/2008 1:11:18 PM

Michael	Olga, It's me again, Dmitri. I was taking a break from writing my screen play and although I deleted your number, I must've mistakenly hit redial by mistake. While I'm here I will remind you that I don't play the games. I thought you were different. Most womens give me someone elses card and tell me to call them. Your friends, they all want me. They tell you not to call because they want me. It's so sad. All women's, they want me. The woman behind me at this payphone, I can tell, she wants me. Hell, even I want me. I know I should look up passive/aggressive, so you can see I'm very intelligent. I was in a long distance relationship, but that ended when I finally caught up with her and she tried to shoot me. I have notarized documentation from the U.S. Dept. of fish and game that I'm a certified 'catch and release'. The public libraries confirm that I have no 'back issues'. For you, I give you last chance. Be 5th caller or I be gone forever ROTFLMAO
	Reply \| 7/7/2008 9:15:39 PM

SCOTT	H@ly $hit…that’s the funniest thing I’ve heard in awhile…LMAO… “Ok, this is how I work, I don’t like leaving second messages” “ I don’t play that game.” “I’ll ASSUME, I’ll ASSUME” OMG LOL….hahahahahahah :D Please, please, please let him call again…I want to here another one!!! ROTFLMAO
	Reply \| 7/7/2008 4:45:08 PM

NAYLOV IS B...	HI
	Reply \| 7/7/2008 4:38:12 PM

Daniel	I think the second message was actually pretty offensive..all that garbage about what may be wrong with her., the women I know would have gone round and shot him in the arse. :) ty for educating me on what douchiest refers too:)
	Reply \| 7/5/2008 2:37:32 AM

ric	my son and i are just sitting here rolling, but part of me wonders how often this approach actually works for this clod. It's aparent that no woman will ever be good enough for him because he'll never love anyone as much as he loves himself
	Reply \| 7/3/2008 10:34:00 PM

Doug	What a freak lmao
	Reply \| 7/2/2008 8:53:56 PM

Dawn2Dusk...	I wonder what psychological disorder HE has! OMG. Nothing wrong with him. ROFL
	Reply \| 7/2/2008 1:05:53 PM

FloridaSue	What a wacko. If I was interested in him in the beginning I certainly wouldn't be after listening to those messages.
	Reply \| 7/1/2008 10:51:13 PM

Jean	gIRL HE IS THE ONE WHO IS NUTS MAYBE HE IS ON SOMETHING VERY VERY STRONG LOL LOL
	Reply \| 7/1/2008 9:25:52 PM

Baretta59f	The first call he made to her wasn't all that bad ....very much a gentleman.The next call was very demanding ,he was very forward with his wants and needs....but after she only gave him a BUSINESS card...maybe she was thinking business and he was thinking romance ...but she must have liked him and knew it wasn't BUSINESS that he had on his mine .. I would like to hear her part in this story ..... like did she have any intentions to call him or for him to really call HE ??,if so why didn't she call him after the first call he made to her???(it's good that she didn't after hearing the SECOND call)ps. also a big bragger!!!
	Reply \| 7/1/2008 9:23:34 PM

Evie the evi...	LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH My GOOD~ness .... I am THRILLED to not be single :-)
	Reply \| 7/1/2008 9:20:11 PM

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