| AN ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION |
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This could only happen with a little Italian kid..
'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.
The priest asks, 'is that you, little Joey Pagano?'
'Yes, Father, it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father, I d don’t want to ruin her reputation'
Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as
well tell me now.
Was it Maria Minetti?'
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Nin a Capelli?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her...'
'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
'My 2 lips are sealed.'
'Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?'
'Pleas e, Father, I cannot tell you. 'The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, Joey Pagano, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,
'What'd you get?'
4 months vacation and five good leads.
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| Posted: 1/14/2009 at 09:38 | Read 350 times | 1 comment | Leave Comment |
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