| (to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")
Doorbell rings, I'm not listnen' From my mouth, drool is glistnin' I'm happy although my boss let me go Happily addicted to the Yuwie!
All night long, I sit clicking Unaware time is ticking There's a beard on my cheek Same clothes for a week Happily addicted to the Yuwie!
Friends come by, they shake me saying "Yo man!" "Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?" With a listless shrug I mutter "No man I just discovered laugh-a-lot dot com."
I don't phone, don't send faxes. Don't go out, don't pay taxes. Who cares if someday They drag me away? Happily addicted to the Yuwie!
(thanks to BJ, lady of the lake)
Deann |